Fun Quotes from Dad

Fun Quote from my dad: at a Timberwolves game years ago...

*Points to the smallest cheerleader/dancer on the floor and looks at me all serious like*

"You know what they call that Deej?"

*I shake my head no*

"They call that a spinner, cause you can plop them on your dick and just spin 'em around"
*Making spinning motions*

...We had great seats that night and were surrounded by people with some scorrilla... it made for an awkward moment.

Dumber Down

The Dumbest things I remember (at the moment)

5. Believing that the touching the heating controls in a car would cause would cause the vehicle to rollover.

4. Someone using Clearisil to brush their teeth in the morning.

3. Thinking that the tag line for Heman was "I am Tired"

2. A girl I dated not knowing who fought in the American Civil War. (she was a brainiac I tell you!)

1. Another girl I dated telling me that "Counting is not math." At the time this girl was student teaching...(mathematics)

*Disclaimer - the current girlfriend is the smartest yet. I'm a firm believer that her IQ is greater than that of a raped ape's.