The Exploding Head

Here's how my friends react to a neighbor committing suicide... Rather amusing if you ask me....Which you didn't.... fuck off.

A:What the hell happened ?

J:Dude committed suicide , shot himself in the head..
My mom heard some gunshot and saw the dude looking all fucked up in his backyard , cops came and set up a bigass corpse hiding tent thing.
The whole fuckin street was a morbid crazy circus of excited neighbors.
Got to see tunas wife , seems nice enough.

A:Awesome ! Did she try to eat the brain chunks ?

J:my mom IS known for her insatiable lust for human brains , sadly that would've fucked up the crime scene.
When me , tuna and his wife were checking out the corpse tent from my backyard my grandma came out and said "OH WOW CAN YOU SEE THE BODY????" loud as fuck and i way fucking laughed in front of my neighbors.