FunnyBrew is annoyed... so listen up fuckers.

Click the article title or here to read what made my nipples grow hairs of fury in just minutes. Where do all of these sports columnists get off deciding when these grown fuckin' men play Basketball? It's not these governments that are "forcing" these NBA players to play in these games. The Players WANT to play. Last I checked the Argentinian government wasn't a bunch of oppressive hate mongers. Whiny Ginobili wanted to friggen play, that's why he was on the court. God forbid this little greasy bastage wanted to play for the love of the game. Anyhow, give it a rest ya sports columnist(s) who have a vadge where your schlong should be.

Oh God Yes

Okay, one more NBA thing only because I know every Minnesotan is pissing blood because they are so happy this fine summer day. Marko Jaric is no longer a member of the T'wolves!!!! Go tell it on a mountain! Some team was ignorant enough to pick up the 21 million left on his contract, not to mention the almost 10 mil on Antoine Walker's for OJ Mayo? MN picks up the number 5 pick of the draft (Kevin Love) and probably the best U.S. born white player in the NBA (Mike Miller) ...Memphis proves once again that they should never make a trade... this team will be terrible for sometime to come. This is seriously the best day in MN since Jesus rose from his grave... or buddha did whatever it is that buddha do. Jesus God I am so happy!

My best friends fuck toy...

And he used to be mine? I love KG, its too bad this wasn't in MN. Congrats on finally doing something with your life. (winning the NBA finals)

Another NBA haiku (WOOHOO)

You wanna crown him? Then crown his ass!

Keving Garnett Haiku
Made Kobe come limp,
you giant Neanderthal chimp,
fucked Pau... Thanks and Wow