Top Reasons "AD" Doesn't Post.

• He's too busy trying to locate his miniscule penis.
• He hasn't finished his last round of golf as he has 11,236 strokes and counting.... Give him a break, it's a par 71 course.
• He's embarassed what his kids might think.
• His Xbox 360 has not broke yet... leaving him no time for anything else.
• He's less creative than Freddie Mercury... and that guy is dead.
• He probably "shouldn't have drank so much"
• It's his turn, He's pissing.
• Maybe he has a life... although I'm seriously doubting that.