Funny Brew Music Review - Bon Iver - Dooby Doo Skinny Love - Haiku

Click the title to watch a video for "Skinny Love" Live.

So my girlfriend went to school with this dude. So, I really tried to like this music, but to me the most impressive thing is how this guy manages to sound like he got kicked in the nad's for extended periods of time... with no apparent nad kicking going on at all... The song "Skinny Love" is actually starting to grow on me, like some sort of weird fungus... but seriously this guy should consider using his man voice more. 36 of 72 Virgins in Heaven. If you like the thought of getting kicked in the balls, you'll probably like this music.

Nad Kickin Haiku

Holyfuck this hurts,

Babymakers be  painin'

Please god make it stop.

FunnyBrew Reviews - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 4x07 - Who Pooped the Bed?

Well, the title of the epsiode pretty much means that anybody who likes this site (nobody) is going to like this epsiode. It's not so much about poop, as it is the mystery of the poop. I've been saying it for years... and this will reinforce the notion that: Poop is funny! 65 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

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FunnyBrew Reviews - Steve Martin is Not Gay- Born Standing Up

I've always thought the less I know about something before diving into it the better I will think it is. That being said I knew way too much about this book and had extremely high expectations going in. I was left with a very flaccid dick as I found out in this book that Steve Martin is not gay. I was definitely expecting more humor as I have read his fictional books and was thinking of Steve naked the whole time. The pictures in this book were not revealing at all. I want to have sex with Steve Martin.... but not Steve Martin the weird looking hippie. I'd give this book the finger.... right up Steve's Ass. It earns 46 out of 72 virgins in heaven... all of which are apparently straight.

FunnyBrew Reviews - Lars and the Real Girl

This is a severely underrated movie, I saw this movie several months ago but must say it sits in my memory like a sex doll that is yet to be fucked. Ryan Gosling (the pile of feces from "The Notebook") Really brings the crazy in this one. He plays a delusional guy that falls in love with a sex doll. It's funny, but I must admit to feeling a bit sad at times... even though this butt-nugget was in love with a sex doll...bizzarre and highly recommended 66 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

FunnyBrew Reviews - Pineapple Express

I done saw this shit on Saturday and must say it fucking disappoints me...at least in the beginning . I think the average 15 year old pothead would think this was the greatest Goddamned thing since dry-humping your girlfriend until your chaffed dick starts bleeding. However, I thought the beginning of this movie was slow, and not really entertaining. That being said, when people started dying I started laughing my ass off. Maybe I'm just that twisted... because other people were laughing at the beginning, and not so much at the deaths... I guess it's just kinda funny to see Seth Rogens fat ass beat up on people. Anyhow, I would say this is a pretty decent flick and give it 56 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.