Oh Snatch!

The olympics are pretty boring and fortunately are over. There was some quality quotes worth mentioning.

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warmup and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents... especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst : "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have i just said?"

Fun Quotes from Dad

Fun Quote from my dad: at a Timberwolves game years ago...

*Points to the smallest cheerleader/dancer on the floor and looks at me all serious like*

"You know what they call that Deej?"

*I shake my head no*

"They call that a spinner, cause you can plop them on your dick and just spin 'em around"
*Making spinning motions*

...We had great seats that night and were surrounded by people with some scorrilla... it made for an awkward moment.