Funny Brew Haiku - Chuck Norris

Bearded man Fury,

Wisdom through facial shavings,

Eats hair for breakfast.

I heart Chuck Norris.

Funny Brew Haiku's - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Aprils Creepy Deviance

April loves turtles,

April loves teenage turtles?

April needs some help.

Tell Me How My Ass Taste.

You had me at "Check it"

This old man needs to shut the hell up. I really liked Shaq for about 30 seconds when he left LA... but this is god awful. His rapping is somehow worse than his acting. Everything that is free Shaq sucks at... Freestyling, Free throw, protecting freedom (congrats on losing your cop type jobs). Someone should put this giant to permanent sleep.

The first time she farts...

DumbHead: The meaning of this word is pretty obvious... someone who has dog excrement where there brains should be.



There is a homework assignment with this Fwod: try to actually anger someone by calling them a dumbhead in the next week. If you can do this I want to hear the story of how it happened!