My best friends fuck toy...

And he used to be mine? I love KG, its too bad this wasn't in MN. Congrats on finally doing something with your life. (winning the NBA finals)

Another NBA haiku (WOOHOO)

You wanna crown him? Then crown his ass!

Keving Garnett Haiku
Made Kobe come limp,
you giant Neanderthal chimp,
fucked Pau... Thanks and Wow