Funny Brew Haiku - Election Day Haikus

Barack Obama,

Mccain's sore sad faced pooper,

Jerk off on ballots.

Ralph Nader again,

Time to give up old sphincter,

Can't ruin another.

Florida balloting,

Old folks need to be deceased,

Grandpa can't read? Last Breath.

Funny Brew Haiku's - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Aprils Creepy Deviance

April loves turtles,

April loves teenage turtles?

April needs some help.

Home Beer Brewer Haiku

Home brewed beer I fear,
one batch great, the next vomit,
choose factory beer.

Funny Brew Haiku - Renaissance festival

Knights nope just homos,
Joust? Wrestling? I wish you'd die.
Call us nerds now cry.

FunnyBrew Reviews - Pineapple Express

I done saw this shit on Saturday and must say it fucking disappoints me...at least in the beginning . I think the average 15 year old pothead would think this was the greatest Goddamned thing since dry-humping your girlfriend until your chaffed dick starts bleeding. However, I thought the beginning of this movie was slow, and not really entertaining. That being said, when people started dying I started laughing my ass off. Maybe I'm just that twisted... because other people were laughing at the beginning, and not so much at the deaths... I guess it's just kinda funny to see Seth Rogens fat ass beat up on people. Anyhow, I would say this is a pretty decent flick and give it 56 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

Funny Haiku - CakeFart - Poo - Direct Link to Video!

CakeFart... we laughed Hard,
Baked goods and a nekked ass,
Great sounds... won't make lard.