Funny Brew - Two men and a baby - News

So I was at my second job which is an event to wake up for as it requires I wake up at four in the friggin morning, but I serve coffee to a bunch of retarded fuckers who don't mind paying five bucks for a cup of joe. Anyway, I digress, So me, gay guy and a couple of 2/3 factors (women - it's science) are standing around talking. Some how we get on the subject of this he-she who is having a baby... which is weird, if gay folks want to have a baby... fuckin adopt... a man shootin out a baby is quite the freakshow I'd imagine. So anyway this he-she's Lover (also a he-she) is gettting treatment so he can breast feed this poor fucking infant. That's pretty fuckin sick... I guess what I'm getting at is at is gay guys, I get it, fuck as many dudes assholes as you want... leaves the single men in the world more women to get at, I couldn't care less... but if you were born with a penis, breastfeeding a baby is goddamned disgusting, and you should be forced to bang the butthole of a bee infested honey-cove if you do it.

FunnyBrew Reviews - Steve Martin is Not Gay- Born Standing Up

I've always thought the less I know about something before diving into it the better I will think it is. That being said I knew way too much about this book and had extremely high expectations going in. I was left with a very flaccid dick as I found out in this book that Steve Martin is not gay. I was definitely expecting more humor as I have read his fictional books and was thinking of Steve naked the whole time. The pictures in this book were not revealing at all. I want to have sex with Steve Martin.... but not Steve Martin the weird looking hippie. I'd give this book the finger.... right up Steve's Ass. It earns 46 out of 72 virgins in heaven... all of which are apparently straight.

Go Favre Away From Here

The pic is so nice we had to use it twice.... I figured as a blogger that considers himself a sports fan I should probably post something about this lifelong fudge-unpacker Brett Favre. One can only hope the Madden curse lives on here. It'll teach this cocky hick to shut up and stay retired. Anyhow the way I see it he's got three options.

1. Play behind Rodgers until week 3 when Rodgers is hurt.

2. Get traded to the Vikes and have every Pack fan hate him for years.

3. Cry himself to permanent sleep because no one wants his old addicted to pain killers ass on their team.

What'll probably actually happen is that the once Green Bay Packer aka "fudgepacker" will become a Tamba Bay Buccaneer aka "fuckinqueer"


Fun Fact:
You can make any team name a little gay by adding ass before the nickname.

• NY AssGiants
• AZ AssCardinals
• OAK AssRaiders
• DAL Asscowboys - probably my fave

They should have a NFLGAy ...the sole function of this association would be to kill puppies.


By the way... ain't nuttin wrong with being a lil gay. (we know you fuck dudes)