Funny Things to do in an Elevator

1. Take farting to the next level, actually poop yourself.
2. Start Itching your genitals vigorously if anybody asks... tell 'em about that hooker.
3. Just spend the entire day in there... drinking heavily.
4. Air guitar... ya friggin' geek... encourage others to sing along while you rock out.
   
5. Read a book aloud, preferably the children's book "Everybody Poops"