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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

FunnyBrew Trivia - A Fun Game - Read Jeff's Mind

Jeff: its like running thru a swamp and then falling into a goddamn pit full of corpses and money.

It's worth it cuz money is nice.......but it fucking reeks.







He's talking about butt sex of course!!!

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

The Exploding Head

Here's how my friends react to a neighbor committing suicide... Rather amusing if you ask me....Which you didn't.... fuck off.

A:What the hell happened ?

J:
Dude committed suicide , shot himself in the head..
My mom heard some gunshot and saw the dude looking all fucked up in his backyard , cops came and set up a bigass corpse hiding tent thing.
The whole fuckin street was a morbid crazy circus of excited neighbors.
Got to see tunas wife , seems nice enough.

A:Awesome ! Did she try to eat the brain chunks ?

J:
my mom IS known for her insatiable lust for human brains , sadly that would've fucked up the crime scene.
When me , tuna and his wife were checking out the corpse tent from my backyard my grandma came out and said "OH WOW CAN YOU SEE THE BODY????" loud as fuck and i way fucking laughed in front of my neighbors.

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