Fuckin yuck
First off, my apologies as it seems I have mistakenly missed a "mundane detail" in my last entry... It should be know that in the props section Eric should be listed as "Straight Eric" or Erik without the k... ever notice k and gay rhyme? I sure did....cut your nails for Christ! If not for christ then for Tibet.... And yeah, I could go back and edit the last entry... but someone needs to tell that asshole to cut his nails!
Alright, now that's out of the way, Let's get down to business.
We've had a request for An Obama-Clinton debate, like the boc vs bod... except no one ever gave a shit. The fact is niether are George W. who runs the country like a 6 year old runs after I show him/her my penis... Anyhow, here's the breakdown.
Obama:
1.) With a name like that he should know where to find Osama (you mean Saddam had nothing to do with it?!)... to bad after he finds him they'll just hang out and play Xbox together.
2.) To quote Samuel L Jackson "nigga fell through that!" ... I presume this means we'll get to see him fall through a greenhouse... Probably because of some piece of white supremest trash though... not due to giving a foot massage to Marcellus Wallace's wife.
3.) He does not have a vagina. (It's the 2/3rds factor.)
Clinton:
1.) If you banged the prez you wouldn't necessarily be gay. *
2.) You could jerk off onto still images of the prez and not necessarily feel gay. *
3.) If you rolled up that still and stuck it up your butt breaking your Buhymen... you might not be considered gay. * **
4.) Bill would be back in the spotlight, and could maybe fuck himself another intern.... maybe a good looking one this time eh Bill? ...maybe Billy just likes the uglys.... it sure seems that way.
FWOD
Buhymen= your butt hymen dumbass.
*=(assuming you're a man, man) **=(you're fucking gay)
Alright, now that's out of the way, Let's get down to business.
We've had a request for An Obama-Clinton debate, like the boc vs bod... except no one ever gave a shit. The fact is niether are George W. who runs the country like a 6 year old runs after I show him/her my penis... Anyhow, here's the breakdown.
Obama:
1.) With a name like that he should know where to find Osama (you mean Saddam had nothing to do with it?!)... to bad after he finds him they'll just hang out and play Xbox together.
2.) To quote Samuel L Jackson "nigga fell through that!" ... I presume this means we'll get to see him fall through a greenhouse... Probably because of some piece of white supremest trash though... not due to giving a foot massage to Marcellus Wallace's wife.
3.) He does not have a vagina. (It's the 2/3rds factor.)
Clinton:
1.) If you banged the prez you wouldn't necessarily be gay. *
2.) You could jerk off onto still images of the prez and not necessarily feel gay. *
3.) If you rolled up that still and stuck it up your butt breaking your Buhymen... you might not be considered gay. * **
4.) Bill would be back in the spotlight, and could maybe fuck himself another intern.... maybe a good looking one this time eh Bill? ...maybe Billy just likes the uglys.... it sure seems that way.
FWOD
Buhymen= your butt hymen dumbass.
*=(assuming you're a man, man) **=(you're fucking gay)
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