Haysoos Chreesto...

More than a week since my last post... My Butthole (from this point forward will be known as BH) is all sandy from going to the dentist... I mean, I get the whole teeth cleaning thing but I'm still a little confused about them tossing sand in my ass cheeks every time I go... it's supposedly helps with my molars... whatev.

Anyway, I thought I'd review a few sites that my BH pines for.

http://www.mp3va.com/ - It's not free, butt really, really, cheap music downloads... and a pretty good selection. 65/72 Virgins in heaven.

http://www.zml.com/ - Again not free,  butt I'd fuck it with or without a sandy BH. 65/72 Virgins in heaven. 

Tonight I stuffed Ms. Clause like a thanksgiving day turkey. Hey, How my dictate?

FunnyBrew Trivia - A Fun Game - Read Jeff's Mind

Jeff: its like running thru a swamp and then falling into a goddamn pit full of corpses and money.

It's worth it cuz money is nice.......but it fucking reeks.







He's talking about butt sex of course!!!