Pagerank 2 Woot Woot

FunnyBrew has reached a pagerank of 2 according to Google. Meaning we now are as important in Google as an unpopular naked lady site's subdomain. I decided to sleep with Google to better my pagerank, which unfortunately didn't do much, as I'm not that good in bed. So I am asking for volunteers to sleep with Google on behalf of FunnyBrew. Next time you feel like boxing the clown, roughing up the suspect, or scrathing the record (ladies), just take off all you clothes and start rubbing up on Google's supple bosom. Do it for FunnyBrew.

FunnyBrew Reviews - Lars and the Real Girl

This is a severely underrated movie, I saw this movie several months ago but must say it sits in my memory like a sex doll that is yet to be fucked. Ryan Gosling (the pile of feces from "The Notebook") Really brings the crazy in this one. He plays a delusional guy that falls in love with a sex doll. It's funny, but I must admit to feeling a bit sad at times... even though this butt-nugget was in love with a sex doll...bizzarre and highly recommended 66 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

Basketball? Blacketball is more like it.

Okay, so I saw a news report today that said rape was under no circumstances funny, so I was going to write a haiku about rape... however realized the very last entry was in fact rape related. Since we have already proved how funny rape is I thought I'd make a haiku about basketball... because the NBA finals were on tonight and Boston brought a Electric powered rape machine onto the court tonight.

Black athletic men,
Honkey just shot a three ball,
Seven foot Asian?


Been a long time since we've rocked a Fwod

Rape Machine - A self powered mechanical device that fucks you whether you like it, or not.*

* - You can't rape the willing. (and librarian's can't take credit for this comment.)