Supermans Dead

A quick "tip" on how to be a dick....

Talk shit about all religions with no remorse.



That being said, if you fear God but still fuck around a lot... I have found the answer for you.................................Blankets! That dude can't see you touching yourself unless your uncovered and your wiener is pointing towards the heavens.

FWOD:
Gryptonite - being able to stroke it under the covers cause god can't see.

Messy afterbirth.... is underwear the equivalent if a dick blanket? Cause I jerk off in the car a lot.