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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Dreams, Bear Claws, Car Accidents, and Quitting Smoking

As some of you may know, I've been trying to quit smoking since I "wasn't addicted" 8 years ago. Well I've recently started taking Chantix. Now, this is day three and the first night of the dreams that eat my face off with their realism. Last night I dreamt about petting a full grown bear, and someone driving off of a ledge that doesn't exist at my old high school. I think these quit smoking aids should be taken at night time so that we can all dream of cuddly bears, and disturbing accidents, all in a good nights sleep.... and still wake up with morning wood.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

It's Evolution Baby!

Is it just me or are bat's (the animal) really creepy? I've had way too many encounters with these things and must say they are about the creepiest animal ever. Flying mice... REALLY cool evolution! What the fuck is next? Flying bears... you assholes that are laughing now won't be when a bear paws your fucking face off in midair.

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