No Shit

I know that really this should be posted as a comment on Donnyhawk's post, but I wanted to add my own, so fuck all you punk ass bitches.

Fuck every athlete
Fuck every team owner
Fuck every sports columnist

Just because U.S.A. is able spread their workload over a bigger pool of better talent, that doesn't detract from what is really going on. Like DH said, it's up to these grown men to decide to play or not. They want to support their country and help it be proud of itself.
Soldiers do that and they die. A 32 year old ugly ass millionaire with a broken foot hardly compares to a dead 20 year old who's widow has to blow guys for mac n' cheese now that he's not able to support their kids.
Anyone who has the fucking balls to care at all about sports injuries to multimillion dollar athletes who are actually using their superb talent to an end that brings pride instead of raping girls in Utah should be fucking kicked in the crotch until bleeding.
I love basketball. I will still love it after the Olympics. But these players are no different that the guy who picks up my trash or the guy who mops the floor at the local gas station. They are men with jobs. If they actually have enough pride to do their jobs and not leave it to their co-workers, good for them.
In sports there is always a fresh, new, hot, bad ass, whatever and the fact that these guys get to play a game they love, make tons of money, get a FREE college education, and represent their country in a world competition is a great thing. Worrying about whether or not Cuban's ass-penny team will make it to the finals just taints that in a way that makes me ashamed.
Did you ever work sick or hurt?
Did they write a column of 'what's your boss gonna do' about it?

Fuck all these assholes.

To every athlete who cares more about their team than themselves, if it matters or not,
Some of us are proud of you.


P.S. Does anyone really even like Ginobili?

FunnyBrew is annoyed... so listen up fuckers.

Click the article title or here to read what made my nipples grow hairs of fury in just minutes. Where do all of these sports columnists get off deciding when these grown fuckin' men play Basketball? It's not these governments that are "forcing" these NBA players to play in these games. The Players WANT to play. Last I checked the Argentinian government wasn't a bunch of oppressive hate mongers. Whiny Ginobili wanted to friggen play, that's why he was on the court. God forbid this little greasy bastage wanted to play for the love of the game. Anyhow, give it a rest ya sports columnist(s) who have a vadge where your schlong should be.

Basketball By Smokers

Listen to Glove's - Shootin' Hoops

Some buddies and I shot about 4 hours worth of hoops the yesterday, causing supreme pain in my body. Being a smoker their were several times in a heated game of 21 I thought a lung had collapsed which would explain the difficulty breathing. Anyhow, the four of us playing are all supremely out of shape, so it made for good competition. I thought I'd give a brief bio on the ballers.

C- sack - A 6'4" 265 pounder was the rebound hound... although he can't shoot once he rebounds the fact that he can get about 5-6 offensive reebs per posesh was enough to be an equalizer.... so what if his vertical is about 3". Also his testicle kneeing ability came in handy.
50% winner.

Mr. Blueveins aka Darlene from Roseanne- The most out of shape individual out there this weekend...With about a 5" vertical this 5'10" 185 pounder is an incredibly inept inside scorer... with an okay at best jumper... His greatest strength was not trying at all until the rest of us were dead tired...however this strategy meant that he won 0 games.

AD - A 5'8" 190 pound midget hailing from MN is probably the most in shape of the group. His incredible 9" vertical stands out against the competition, probably the best inside scorer of the group... However, being 5'8 doesn't always bode well for the inside game.... He did reject the shit out of C-sack on this day... which was hilarious. 33% winner.

FunnyBrew.com- Standing 5'11 220 pounds and crawling at about 3' after b-ball (due to exhaustion) my spectacular 7" vertical was enough to manage 1 block in four hours of hoops. Probably the sweatiest player... this white boy could pass as an ape... greatest strength maybe ball handling... lord knows I get a lot of practice... This skill may come in handy If I could shoot off the dribble. However, my skill to forget my phone at the park was unsurpassed. 33% winner

I wish I had video of this horrendous b-ball endeavor to post, maybe next time. It was a lot of fun. Don't ask about the math on the percentages... it is correct.

Oh God Yes

Okay, one more NBA thing only because I know every Minnesotan is pissing blood because they are so happy this fine summer day. Marko Jaric is no longer a member of the T'wolves!!!! Go tell it on a mountain! Some team was ignorant enough to pick up the 21 million left on his contract, not to mention the almost 10 mil on Antoine Walker's for OJ Mayo? MN picks up the number 5 pick of the draft (Kevin Love) and probably the best U.S. born white player in the NBA (Mike Miller) ...Memphis proves once again that they should never make a trade... this team will be terrible for sometime to come. This is seriously the best day in MN since Jesus rose from his grave... or buddha did whatever it is that buddha do. Jesus God I am so happy!

Tell Me How My Ass Taste.

You had me at "Check it"

This old man needs to shut the hell up. I really liked Shaq for about 30 seconds when he left LA... but this is god awful. His rapping is somehow worse than his acting. Everything that is free Shaq sucks at... Freestyling, Free throw, protecting freedom (congrats on losing your cop type jobs). Someone should put this giant to permanent sleep.

Basketball? Blacketball is more like it.

Okay, so I saw a news report today that said rape was under no circumstances funny, so I was going to write a haiku about rape... however realized the very last entry was in fact rape related. Since we have already proved how funny rape is I thought I'd make a haiku about basketball... because the NBA finals were on tonight and Boston brought a Electric powered rape machine onto the court tonight.

Black athletic men,
Honkey just shot a three ball,
Seven foot Asian?


Been a long time since we've rocked a Fwod

Rape Machine - A self powered mechanical device that fucks you whether you like it, or not.*

* - You can't rape the willing. (and librarian's can't take credit for this comment.)