Funny Brew - Two men and a baby - News

So I was at my second job which is an event to wake up for as it requires I wake up at four in the friggin morning, but I serve coffee to a bunch of retarded fuckers who don't mind paying five bucks for a cup of joe. Anyway, I digress, So me, gay guy and a couple of 2/3 factors (women - it's science) are standing around talking. Some how we get on the subject of this he-she who is having a baby... which is weird, if gay folks want to have a baby... fuckin adopt... a man shootin out a baby is quite the freakshow I'd imagine. So anyway this he-she's Lover (also a he-she) is gettting treatment so he can breast feed this poor fucking infant. That's pretty fuckin sick... I guess what I'm getting at is at is gay guys, I get it, fuck as many dudes assholes as you want... leaves the single men in the world more women to get at, I couldn't care less... but if you were born with a penis, breastfeeding a baby is goddamned disgusting, and you should be forced to bang the butthole of a bee infested honey-cove if you do it.

Haiku for the baby jew.

A baby jew flew,

Through a pile of greenish poo,

Snatched a buck o' two.