The hair around the dick trick

Some banter from a Gmail conversation between myself and Jeff.
[23:29] don: how longs your hair now?
[23:29] Jeff: tunas dad used to call him honey all the time it creeps me the fuck out
[23:29] don: past your ass crack yet?
[23:29] don: that's fucking bizzare
[23:30] Jeff: further than my neck now
[23:30] Jeff: from front
[23:31] don: sexy gay
[23:31] Jeff: can totallly touch my balls with my hair if i try
[23:31] don: haha, so you have tried?
[23:31] Jeff: i bet i could tie my hair around my dick with some effort
[23:31] Jeff: yeah just now
[23:32] don: boneriffic
[23:32] Jeff: not my naked balls or anything
[23:34] don: awww, sad