FunnyBrew Reviews - Lars and the Real Girl

This is a severely underrated movie, I saw this movie several months ago but must say it sits in my memory like a sex doll that is yet to be fucked. Ryan Gosling (the pile of feces from "The Notebook") Really brings the crazy in this one. He plays a delusional guy that falls in love with a sex doll. It's funny, but I must admit to feeling a bit sad at times... even though this butt-nugget was in love with a sex doll...bizzarre and highly recommended 66 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

Racial Slurs

So, I was watching the Godfather last night and decided my new favorite line in a movie is when Robert Duvall is called a "dago, guinea, wop, greaseball goombah... kraut, mick friend." by the movie producer. It serves as a great refresher that the more racial slurs that are in a movie... the better it is.... or maybe the slurs had nothing to do with it... I'm undecided... Anyway it's a highly reccommended line, and movie... and if you haven't seen it yet you should tatoo a vagina on your dick... because it is no longer of use to you.

PS if you're offended by any of this don't be, as I'm a dumb honkey... and NOT a racist... I just think we need to laugh at ourselves from time to time... "we're the all singing all dancing crap of the world" - Brad Pitt, Fight Club