Oh God Yes

Okay, one more NBA thing only because I know every Minnesotan is pissing blood because they are so happy this fine summer day. Marko Jaric is no longer a member of the T'wolves!!!! Go tell it on a mountain! Some team was ignorant enough to pick up the 21 million left on his contract, not to mention the almost 10 mil on Antoine Walker's for OJ Mayo? MN picks up the number 5 pick of the draft (Kevin Love) and probably the best U.S. born white player in the NBA (Mike Miller) ...Memphis proves once again that they should never make a trade... this team will be terrible for sometime to come. This is seriously the best day in MN since Jesus rose from his grave... or buddha did whatever it is that buddha do. Jesus God I am so happy!

Tell Me How My Ass Taste.

You had me at "Check it"

This old man needs to shut the hell up. I really liked Shaq for about 30 seconds when he left LA... but this is god awful. His rapping is somehow worse than his acting. Everything that is free Shaq sucks at... Freestyling, Free throw, protecting freedom (congrats on losing your cop type jobs). Someone should put this giant to permanent sleep.

The first time she farts...

Dumber Down

The Dumbest things I remember (at the moment)

5. Believing that the touching the heating controls in a car would cause would cause the vehicle to rollover.

4. Someone using Clearisil to brush their teeth in the morning.

3. Thinking that the tag line for Heman was "I am Tired"

2. A girl I dated not knowing who fought in the American Civil War. (she was a brainiac I tell you!)

1. Another girl I dated telling me that "Counting is not math." At the time this girl was student teaching...(mathematics)

*Disclaimer - the current girlfriend is the smartest yet. I'm a firm believer that her IQ is greater than that of a raped ape's.

Ryan Cum Dempster

Unborn children older than three months may not get on this ride.

My best friends fuck toy...

And he used to be mine? I love KG, its too bad this wasn't in MN. Congrats on finally doing something with your life. (winning the NBA finals)

Another NBA haiku (WOOHOO)

You wanna crown him? Then crown his ass!

Keving Garnett Haiku
Made Kobe come limp,
you giant Neanderthal chimp,
fucked Pau... Thanks and Wow

Basketball? Blacketball is more like it.

Okay, so I saw a news report today that said rape was under no circumstances funny, so I was going to write a haiku about rape... however realized the very last entry was in fact rape related. Since we have already proved how funny rape is I thought I'd make a haiku about basketball... because the NBA finals were on tonight and Boston brought a Electric powered rape machine onto the court tonight.

Black athletic men,
Honkey just shot a three ball,
Seven foot Asian?


Been a long time since we've rocked a Fwod

Rape Machine - A self powered mechanical device that fucks you whether you like it, or not.*

* - You can't rape the willing. (and librarian's can't take credit for this comment.)