When watching Late Night with Conan O'Brien or any other talk show, you get to see some celebrities and their true personalities. There are the typical celebrities like Tom Cruise where everyone loves him no matter how crazy he gets because he's so "charismatic" and then there's Tom Hanks in which I'm pretty sure his fellow Hollywood celebrities think the sun shines out of his ass. The truth is there are a good handful of them that I'd never want to be stuck in a conversation with. I have always been curious which celebrities are considered the Hollywood douche bags by their fellow celebrities. You know the celebrity that everyone hates to interview because they are extremely annoying but no one wants to publicly slam them because they’re probably really nice people. Maybe the celebrity that is always at award shows but no one really wants to talk to them because they're just fucking obnoxious (although may be very nice) and the only thing they have going for them is that they are famous. My boyfriend and I were discussing it and we came up with a small list of those we predicted made the Hollywood Lame/Annoying Personalities List.
1)Al Roker. Although he seems like a nice guy, he's convinced himself that he is also a comedian. He always seems to be the first guest on Conan some nights and then it occurred to me; some big name cancelled at the last minute and Al Roker is the only guy with no life (who also conveniently works down the hall) and desperate for publicity for his lame books discussing fatherhood.
2) Brendan Fraser. Probably the only person I have seen interviewed that made me want hang myself and enjoying going to commercial. Think about it. The guy isn't a horrible actor but the only movies he's done in the last 10 years are the Mummy movies that have trouble keeping the same direction and cast on board. I wouldn't doubt that not wanting to work with B.F. had a lot to do with it.
3) Sean Penn. Now this one is a little trickier because this guy is an AMAZING actor. Maybe the reason everyone thinks he's such an amazing actor is because he is completely void of personality and a sense of humor in real life. It takes a lot of talented acting to show that off. He also seems to make me, a teacher in MN that watches bad late-night TV, feel uncomfortably awkward while watching people try to drag out answers to their interview questions.
4) Last but not least, the last celebrity to mention is my most hated celebrity. I have no idea how he got as far as he got in his career. I am also pretty sure that if Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien didn't have to advertise his time slot on NBC, he would be a regular in idiot celebrity jokes in monologues. To just give you an idea of my hated for this celebrity I wrote a little Haiku:
No talent ass clown,
A blood belching cunt rag bitch,
Fuck Carson Daly.
Labels: annoying, Brendan, Carson, celebrities, Daly, Fraser, no, talent
