Funny Brew Music Review - Bon Iver - Dooby Doo Skinny Love - Haiku

Click the title to watch a video for "Skinny Love" Live.

So my girlfriend went to school with this dude. So, I really tried to like this music, but to me the most impressive thing is how this guy manages to sound like he got kicked in the nad's for extended periods of time... with no apparent nad kicking going on at all... The song "Skinny Love" is actually starting to grow on me, like some sort of weird fungus... but seriously this guy should consider using his man voice more. 36 of 72 Virgins in Heaven. If you like the thought of getting kicked in the balls, you'll probably like this music.

Nad Kickin Haiku

Holyfuck this hurts,

Babymakers be  painin'

Please god make it stop.

Wiener Chase Fwod for Pecker... Manana

The ultimate weiner chase ending in a wicked nice hand job, awesome cumshot. I've received this indirectly through my fiancee's mother.

FWOD----

Manana - (banana but with an M) - A large penis.

Example sentence - Don and John are hung like pimples, but Adam has one helluva Manana. (goddamned Indians get all the glory)

Indian - stupid man's term for Native American.

You know how the game goes

MEGA LIEbral ELECTION HAIKUS 2K8

Eat my shit Palin
You retarded pro-life bitch
Wish someone flushed you

UnAmerican
Right-wing McCarthyism
Go back to church bitch

Shitty fucking ads
T.V. sucks assholes , welp
Back to jacking off

T.V. news is bad
Old folk brain-washed by Fox news
Die already mongs

Mid-America
Hurf-Durf I fucked my sister
I also hate blacks

Me am love Mccain
Me love guns and Jesus Christ
Me love ARE COUNTRY


I've been drunk for 7 days straight , GODDAMNIT I CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS FUCKING ELECTION IS OVER.

FunnyBrew Reviews - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 4x07 - Who Pooped the Bed?

Well, the title of the epsiode pretty much means that anybody who likes this site (nobody) is going to like this epsiode. It's not so much about poop, as it is the mystery of the poop. I've been saying it for years... and this will reinforce the notion that: Poop is funny! 65 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.

Click the title to watch the show.

I check my dipstick...random shit

Every single person should use their dick as a dipstick once. (even chicks)

This is your homework assignment. Since you're probably reading this at work you lazy fuck. This sites traffic per-day is double during the week vs the weekend. Take that useless fact to the bank.

A vote for Ralph Nader probably means you're a fucking idiot. A vote for Mccain means you're probably a rascist... or like old saggy balls.

People should go to the dentist more

That's enough random shit for the day. 

What we buy for kids

I was watching the Soup as I always do on E!. Well they aired the clip of the week; I have to ask WHY!!!!?

100th Post! Jeff's Internet Meme

Jeff's dick stink sooo bad he shoved a mentos up his weinerhole

Jeff's nipples are very womanish, he also lactates chocolate.

Jeff's teeth are bad.

Jeff's mom shoved a plunger up his butt when he was ten, since then shit has never stopped coming out his mouth.

Just put jeff in front of a sentence... it's instantly funny.

Funny Brew Haiku - Chuck Norris

Bearded man Fury,

Wisdom through facial shavings,

Eats hair for breakfast.

I heart Chuck Norris.

That crazy Jeff

Thought I would bring this one back for Jeff. This was back in the day he was pretty.



Don't worry Don your song is coming, needs to edit that pretty voice of yours.

FunnyBrew Mathematical Equations.

See if you are smart enough for some FunnyBrew Math.

Coffee + Cigarrettes = Immenent Poop

Cold + Pool             = Tiny Pecker

Monkey + Gay dudes = Aids

Computer + 1 AM    = self rubbing and lotion

Sluts + Slots             = Vegas

Mom + Kids             = Group sex