Oh Turkey Day, Oh Turkey Day - Herschel Walker

Well I worked today so my Thanksgiving came a bit later than normal... but I still managed to eat enough food to make me look like a pregnant man... which isn't all that uncommon. The best part of going to turkey day late is I only had to see the family which I don't mind seeing... which gave me the idea of posting a couple holiday memories.

1.) The Holiday Hop - I used to work a warehouse gig a supervisor... and well as you might have expected I'm not all that normal... I wore a Santa hat one Christmas, as did a gal I worked with. I invented the Holiday Hop... which is where her and I would jump up and down to singing some twisted rendition of a holiday song... This came to a stop when the girl realized all the guys only enjoyed this for the Baywatch similarities. I didn't even notice they were probably checking out my jubblys too.

2.) Sibling Rivalry -  My right wing uncle, and my clinically certified crazy mother were having a nice chat... I really only remember my mom wetting herself... and the cops showing up... We wrote about it in the guestbook of the place we stayed at.

3.) Herschel, Herschel, Herschel - The Vikings and the Lions were in a heated battle (probably for last place in the division) And Herschel Walker rattled of a big run... I was in the living room, watching the game, and strokin' my six year old cock... right in front of the whole family... My dad was laughing his ass off... Later he had what I'm sure must've been a thrilling talk about happiness being a warm gun.