I know my boyfriend loves me because...
I know my boyfriend loves me because...
- He writes in his blog about my vagina.
- He has tried on numerous occasions to pin me down and teabag me.
- He has started to use the word “bitch” and “ho” as terms of endearment.
- When the most common word in his vocabulary is “Titties!” that he yells when he sees me.
- He has admitted to climaxing to the image of one of my high school prom pictures while having sex with me.
Love you too, you sick fucking prick.
Labels: asshole, boyfriend, funny blog, pedophile, titties, vagina
posted by Don's Cum Dumpster at
6:35 PM
4 Comments:
So when he yells "titties" does he run toward you with both hands extended in an anticipated squeezing motion?
In my defense....
1. I wrote about the glorious scent.
2. Tea-bagging is fun
3. Ummm, I love you?
4. At least its about you
5. I like 'em young.
And in reference to the above comment... the answer is a thousand times yes.
Holy shit, the old pin-you-down-and-t-bag gimmick. That's how I asked my wife to marry me!
you guys are hilarious...
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