Funny Brew - Smells Like Roses - Review

So I'm playin' with my dick the other day, not really in a sexual manner... just batting it around a little, and my girlfriend asks me to stop.... I ask "Why?"... she contemplates, then explains "Because your hands will smell like your dick." I decide to get a whiff of what I've been smackin' against her and I joke that it "smells great" ... so I stick my hand down to camel tow-n and take a big whiff........... Jesus christ it smelt heavenly... I never knew vagina could smell so good... Yeah, I think there was some sort of perfume involved... because I stuck my nose all up in that and it smelt like a goddamned bed of roses. If a pussy usually had this aroma my head would constantly be buried in one... anyway guys... all I'm saying is... you should get my woman to sprinkle some of that fairy dust shit on your woman's vadge. The scent of my woman's manly part eater gets a 72 out of a possible 72 virgins in heaven.