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I've never really noticed this until now, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when a light bulb goes out. What the fuck is that all about really? it's too fucking good suddenly to illuminate an area for me. The fucking thing has to work for like 2 hours a day... tops. Pretty tough fucking life. I think the next time a light bulb goes out. I'm going to smash it, and stuff the jagged little pieces up my ass. So my mental and physical discomfort are on the same wavelength.

Light Bulb Haiku

Little white bitch light,

Path which one wants you to walk,

Light my asshole blood.