I check my dipstick...random shit

Every single person should use their dick as a dipstick once. (even chicks)

This is your homework assignment. Since you're probably reading this at work you lazy fuck. This sites traffic per-day is double during the week vs the weekend. Take that useless fact to the bank.

A vote for Ralph Nader probably means you're a fucking idiot. A vote for Mccain means you're probably a rascist... or like old saggy balls.

People should go to the dentist more

That's enough random shit for the day.