Oh Snatch!
The olympics are pretty boring and fortunately are over. There was some quality quotes worth mentioning.
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warmup and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents... especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst : "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have i just said?"
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warmup and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents... especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst : "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have i just said?"
Labels: blog, funny, i love lamp, jokes, oh, olympics, quotes, snatch
posted by AD at
10:33 PM
4 Comments:
cool i post something for once and it works like jeff
the fuck u sayink motherfuckster
It works like jeff? I agree the olympics are boring... The Basketball was good, the phelps thing was tolerable... the sex was great.
it didn't work @first
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