Superfan #99 over here

Televised sports suck , there I said it.

In ancient times sports were all about watching criminals and the mentally handicapped disembowel each other in front of a cheering audience or greasing yourself up and running like fuck around a track, dong flapping in the wind.

Today, millions of people line up to watch fat guys push each other up and down a field for 3 hours , taking breaks every few seconds to make sure everyone's alright or to see if anyone needs a refreshment.

These annoying degenerates make millions upon millions of dollars to play with various balls and several forms of homoerotic tackling ,where once athletes were payed with enough coins for food and a place to live.

Hockey and other sports with fighting can be fun to watch at times but the horrible injuries are too few and far between. When finally someone does get hurt badly they always go to a commercial in case the family of the injured doesn't want to see daddy spray blood from his neck into the horrified clapping audience , total boner killer.

I will admit that at times a sports based video game can be damn fun , with the exception of pretty much any football game.
True to real-life , football video games move at the pace slower than the old retarded man who entertains children at my local burger king but with much less of a payoff at the end (He sings happy birthday in a ghastly warbling tone , awesome!).

Being the victim during many a night of Don and Adams' football obsession , I can make a few guesses as to why people might like football:

1.Being indoctrinated into the horrible shit at a young age.(sup religious people)
2.Being a statistics nerd.(fucking mmo games , I share this pain sometimes ;_;)
3.Some people actually enjoy it for what it is (jesus christ way too many people like this shit for the reason not to be sinister)
4.homo

I'll just wrap this up by saying I would rather get a paper cut on my dick than watch a football game in full.