Poopular Proverbs

• Better to be safe than................................Stupid.

• You can lead a horse to water but...........can you lead Jon's Jewish ass away from money?

• Don't bite the hand that............................just wiped an ass.

• No news is...................................................Jeff's life.

• A miss is as good as a.................................2/3rds of a Mr.

• You can't teach an old dog new.................ways to lick itself.

• An idle mind is.............................................about to watch some porn.

• Where there's smoke there's.....................pot, 'round most of my friends.

• Happy the bride who..................................has had premarital sex.

• A penny saved is.........................................a penny wasted when you're dead.

• Two's company, three's..............................boiyiyiying.

• Don't put off till tomorrow what................you could probably tap today.

• Children should be seen and not................Fucked.

• If at first you don't succeed.........................poop on it.

• Never underestimate the power of............DracuLee --- show me your teet(h)s.

• Better late than................ having that awkard aborted fetus hangin around.