Basketball By Smokers

Listen to Glove's - Shootin' Hoops

Some buddies and I shot about 4 hours worth of hoops the yesterday, causing supreme pain in my body. Being a smoker their were several times in a heated game of 21 I thought a lung had collapsed which would explain the difficulty breathing. Anyhow, the four of us playing are all supremely out of shape, so it made for good competition. I thought I'd give a brief bio on the ballers.

C- sack - A 6'4" 265 pounder was the rebound hound... although he can't shoot once he rebounds the fact that he can get about 5-6 offensive reebs per posesh was enough to be an equalizer.... so what if his vertical is about 3". Also his testicle kneeing ability came in handy.
50% winner.

Mr. Blueveins aka Darlene from Roseanne- The most out of shape individual out there this weekend...With about a 5" vertical this 5'10" 185 pounder is an incredibly inept inside scorer... with an okay at best jumper... His greatest strength was not trying at all until the rest of us were dead tired...however this strategy meant that he won 0 games.

AD - A 5'8" 190 pound midget hailing from MN is probably the most in shape of the group. His incredible 9" vertical stands out against the competition, probably the best inside scorer of the group... However, being 5'8 doesn't always bode well for the inside game.... He did reject the shit out of C-sack on this day... which was hilarious. 33% winner.

FunnyBrew.com- Standing 5'11 220 pounds and crawling at about 3' after b-ball (due to exhaustion) my spectacular 7" vertical was enough to manage 1 block in four hours of hoops. Probably the sweatiest player... this white boy could pass as an ape... greatest strength maybe ball handling... lord knows I get a lot of practice... This skill may come in handy If I could shoot off the dribble. However, my skill to forget my phone at the park was unsurpassed. 33% winner

I wish I had video of this horrendous b-ball endeavor to post, maybe next time. It was a lot of fun. Don't ask about the math on the percentages... it is correct.