National Feces Day!

It's the 10th annual National Feces day, A day to make poop jokes, "accidentally" overflow toilets, and shower unsuspecting mouths with the brown pudding that flows from societies collective anus. So "let no poop be left behind" if you waste your poop by simply flushing it down the toilet on this joyous occasion shame on you. Poop on a floor, smear it on the wall get creative!
If your unsure what to do with you droppings, find the nearest SNL member and force them to eat it. Allow them a tasty beverage to wash that poop down. God bless, and let there be a poop rainbow to show that we will never again drown our poop in water.