How to be a dick at the drive thru

The drive-thru titties.

-Don



Next time you go to, ooooh, lets say Arby's and order some food start with the normal routine, most drive-thru stunts are pulled off over the radio, but this needs to be done face to face... So get your goods ordered up, get to the window, examine your subject (this will only work on a big guy)... while you qualify your subject for this trick ,pay for your food, and most importantly get your food. Now assuming that said subject is a big fat guy before thank you's can be exchanged you need to keep eye contact and say politely "Hey man, I like your tits." exchange pleasantrys and get out of dodge. What the hell were you thinking?



Do's and Dont's:

Do: Have someone in the car with you while you attempt this stunt preferrably woman... mother or girlfriend is ideal so they can slap the shit out of you for ruining that man's day.
Don't: For christsakes never do this before you get your food. Who knows what kind of manmilk might get mixed in with your Arby's sauce.
Do: Wait around for a reaction. Most people won't react violently and if you don't get to see a reaction WTF is the point? Hopefully, however, the reaction is violent because chances are fatty can take your scrawny ass if he catches you... and you deserve it anyway you prick.

Enjoy!