Faceoff

I forget what I was going to write about here...

I think it had something to do with vaginal secretions... oh, yes, right... It's a debate... tonight a bag full of dicks squares off against a bag full of cum! I'm definitely all about more arguments being sent in by our readers send 'em here!

Arguments for bag of cum: fwod=boc

1. You can slap it across somebodies face and hope it explodes. (water balloon)

2. It's a thirst quencher, quick easy access to electrolytes.
3. If you think about it, this is just a bag full of dead babies.
4. If you're very patient and resourceful you can harvest a bag full of dicks out of it. (assuming the cum is still alive.)
5. no sharp utensils needed to enjoy. (a fork/knife may be needed for a bag of dicks)

Arguments for bag of dicks: fwod=bod

1. assuming this is a functional bag of severed dicks you get all of the benefits of the bag of cum... just not as fast. (elbow grease required... vasoline optional)
2. If you pleasure them, they will grow.
3. no goopy cleanup if spilled.
4. now your slut girlfriend can finally be pleasured by you. (or your gay boyfriend)
5. can be kept neatly in paper or plastic.


Shout out to Adam, Eric, and John for supporting arguments.... let me know if I missed anything fellers.